An excerpt from Kevin’s book — not only geese float on rivers…

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Here is a quick excerpt:

“In the early summer, we see the products of a successful spring:   Little Canadian Geese hatch and grow into big geese so they can clog inlet guide vanes of turbofan jet engines and fill big city rivers with Air Busses. Flowers bloom, little green turtles open their eyes to a brand new life of turtling and our airline rolls-out a new passenger boarding system. The old method of loading people seemed to work well enough in the olden days. You would announce that the flight was about to board and then ask if there were any disabled people, people with little kids or maybe disabled people with little kids? They got to board first.

Once the one hundred and twenty suddenly lame and child-burdened passengers shoved their way onto the plane, the four or five honest or deaf people got to board. It has always amazed me that we could carry so may physically challenged passengers who spontaneously got healthy enough during our flight to jump up and run off of the airplane when we reached the gate at our destination.”

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